Jerk

I wasn’t born to be a jerk
Ignorance was not my crown
I studied hard to get this perk
In this position of liberal clown

I hate those who argue with me
My greatness is my own design
What I state all must agree
Brilliant words expressed so divine

My ability to rationalize
All the truth that smacks my face
Becomes easier each day full of lies
Gone my integrity without a trace

My insightful views like an arrow
Piercing deep into philosophy’s heart
In our brilliant future for hate to sow
As our messiah next year will start.

He’ll prove by his great advances
The wisdom in our righteous cause
As we share in the terrorists’ dances
The end of America and her flaws

Smiling, talking, playing the king
With cowardice as his friend
As eyes sparkle and lips sing
On him everyone can depend

I love this guy for what he said
Words spoken clearly not routine
His words of wisdom live in my head
But please don’t ask me what they mean