Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Join Our Troop

Let’s hug us a hate-filled bomber
To protect us from the liars’ somber
A hug of love from our lib’ral souls
To insure we won’t be full of holes

I’ll give you a jacket to wear
A bomb so free of care
We’ll help blow up the USA
Let’s do it, what do you say

I’ll give you a car bomb
Don’t sweat, be calm
Just explode it on a crowded street
A street where all those infidels meet

I’ll give you a savage war
Where infidels live, a place we abhor
In the land of the great satan
Killing anyone American

I’ll give you a hundred great dhimmi years
All I need are some volunteers
A couple of hundred with nerves of steel
Driving around shooting from an automobile

Virgins and pleasure await your success
By doing the killing to excess
Come now and join our troop
Become just another liberal dupe