The Terrible Triplets of Temerity
Carter strolled in as a peanut man
Obviously with a brilliant working plan
Something to do with hostages in Iran
Then coming in very close behind
Clinton followed by sex on his mind
His presidency thus so easily defined
Now we have the great Chosen One
The final countdown has just begun
The end result won’t be too much fun
The three screwed up the presidency
Causing us a lot of pain with hilarity
The terrible triplets of temerity
incompetence, immorality and corruption
Triplets full of hate and ugly production
Thank God we haven’t had a half dozen