The Liar's Brand

This podunk boy, with lib’ral woes
Thinks he writes exceptional prose
“I’m published,” he loves to disclose
And all things right he does oppose

He claims I write these lines from hate
And they are silly and do not rate
His is a master with words so great
And to this known fact there is no debate

Unfortunately for this brilliant podunk
His words are hollow, full of bunk
He writes as if he is half drunk
Spewing nonsense and other junk

I’ve read his stuff and it is bland
Lib’ral crap from his podunk gland
He writes the lies as on demand
The living proof of his liar’s brand