Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Blame It On Coffee

I lie each day when I wake up
Must be the coffee in my cup
All my beliefs are against honesty
Coffee does that to me

I walk the path that liars know
Hateful strands of slobber flow
From impure lips in jubilee
Coffee does that to me

I love the lib’ral hate-filled rants
They make me do my great tip dance
A great senator would I be
Coffee does that to me

I drink my coffee black and strong
It makes me think I’m never wrong
And if I’m wrong, I ‘ll lie then flee
Coffee does that to me

My hate is anchored in my view
Of lib’ral right in what we do
Hating all those who disagree
Coffee does that to me

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