Deeds Of The Treacherous Life

Dangerous Podunk - aptly art thou named,
Because thou has been the cause of many a fear;
For deeds of the treacherous life you're justly famed,
The Washita Region - so dangerous and drear;
A place of danger - through which thousands fear
If for a moment can one find rest on solace's wing
Where through the danger a safe house doth appear,
Tis a place one is safe from one strain of horror sing,
Dangerous as gnats that fly o'er the awful scene.

Danger has been thy name among admiring crowds
Of lib'ral cowards, twanging loudly in the night,
Playing their cowards' harp that cuts and shrouds
The truth, slung feebly away in ignorant fright,
The song in which thou long has had delight,
Is danger named for you, at all those feasts of mud;
When dangerous bugs, the mosquitos come out at night,
Raise hate-filled wings and dine upon thy blood.
This is danger, with triumphant glare and in gloating stood.

As lurks the hungry tiger for his prey,
So lurks the evil chigger of the grass so green,
Greed in its eye and a savage wish to slay
It attacks with rapid bites as it is never seen
Itch from its bite makes sleep an act to crave
Beneath the skin, the chigger's glittering sheen
Swells up from dying skin to an early grave
Only for the Dhimmi brave, a chance to save!

This fascination of the danger song,
Causes lib'rals everywhere in their pants to pee;
The Dhimmi's eye that lures these idiots along
To admiring doom - more ignorant no one can be.
Even in thy hours of calm and danger see,
When on the land the deadly locust oppose,
Attacks, unbridled, slashing carelessly,
Cutting down lib'rals as the danger grows,
Toward this horde of death a glance of caution throws.

Why does the Dhimmi, at the dawn of day,
Fly to this danger and these horrid dreams,
And along the river side pursue his way,
And turn his gaze upon the land, which seems
Filled with danger in never ending screams,
The death and destruction that the light reveals.
The danger that now rules the rivers and the streams
Forces man to quiver and upon the earth he kneels,
And pours the praise on Dhimmi for the danger that he feels!