The Messiah

Among the large and liberal crowd
With eyes of black and short dark hair
The messiah stood, surpassing proud
As the helpless lemmings he did ensnare

His smoothness could not be denied
So full of eloquent words in form
He pursed his lips of soft ebony hide
And then he smiled, a smile so warm

He felt the pride rise from in his soul
The pride of liberal remorseless sin
His eyes looked over the minions whole
Enraptured by his lies of spin
   
Beside him, money built up high
Illegal cash from commie friends
His soul was spent on this big try
An impossible task his lies to cleanse
 
With flowing lies of hate and greed
He moved among the crowds so near
To each he lied and tried to plead
Their votes. their votes so very dear

The time it passed and so so fast
The messiah fell upon his face
His words were proven lies at last
His hate grew stronger in disgrace
 
Iraq is lost we must get out
But Iraq was won despite his lies
He lied again and rushed about
We must we must help those guys
 
The messiah is slicker than ole Bill
His lies come out as gilded gold
The whole thing tends toward the surreal
The lies continue uncontrolled

The messiah blesses those who press
His palms with green and filthy lucre
The words of grace are to impress
The lemmings following the hustler

The messiah stated “I’m embarrassed”
About the language Americans speak
Go see him and listen to this linguist
No lemming dared to this fact critique

He worked for three years in his state
No one can state what he did
But ask his lemmings to a debate
They rant and rave, heaven forbid

He stated the war in Iraq was done
Al Qaeda beat us fair and square
We must admit defeat and run
Too bad, forgot the troops so rare

He claims he was a mighty professor
In Chicago, a brilliant mind
Yet he can give no scholarly assessor
To make the claim he’s such a find

The messiah said we all must learn
Spanish to visit with our southern guests
No Spanish word he speaks to earn
The right to speak of our transgress

He wants to be our personal redeemer
Forcing us out of our current plight
He’ll heal the planet as a dreamer
No one will ever want to fight

The messiah says he’ll never lie
A liberal full of love and joy
But if you dare to him deny
He’ll come to you and destroy

So now voter it’s time to decide
A messiah’s come and gone already
Do you really need the lying pride
Of one who is mentally unsteady