A Dense Dull Dude

Little Dhimmi was a dense dull dude
Who’ d ignore the truthful descriptions
Of his liberal concepts rude and crude
To maintain his evil political convictions

He’d clench his jaws and squint his eyes
For hours and hours and maybe more
Then follow that with more liberal lies
Of hate-filled liberal smears galore
  
He yelled, screamed and beat his chest
Screeching loudly at those he opposed
In angry words the truth he did protest
Till in the end his sorry soul exposed

He yelled out loud his ignorance gained
From reading only liberal things
This lack of knowledge unconstrained
Do liberal hate and sorrow bring

He kicked his feet high in the air
And spewed his hate across the land
When John chose Sarah he did declare
His hate-filled feelings to expand

He never liked the American way
Of family values and those who serve
Thus he fumed and cursed the very day
of Sarah’s choice, what evil nerve

So what will happen on election day
For the liberal hate-filled lying scum
Who spent their days in such foul play
As John gets the White House plum

If happy endings could be bought
I’d buy one for this evil bunch
A happy ending for this plot?
Deport or execute all by lunch