Monday, April 13, 2009

A Danger To Pirates

A midget brain is your lord
He bailed out Chevy but not Ford
His lips sync with the words he reads
From a teleprompter that’s all he needs

The pirates came and got a guy
All Barry could do was shake and cry
The MAN in charge did what he could
He shot those pirates really good

Now Barry’s boys are spinning facts
Twas their Chimp that ordered the acts
But only idiots and podunkers believe
Their Chimp is the one who did achieve

Oh, Barry Chimp makes them all shake
In his brilliance make no mistake
He’ll protect us all from the evil ones
That’s why they’re trying to get our guns

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