Requite

'Tis so, he shouted out as the tsunami hit the beach

Global warming is the culprit causing such a sight

Within his dreams loose facts connect with such a reach

Even Bush himself was caused by such a blight

Global warming causes all the problems of the day

'Tis plain to see the reality of such a cause

Across dim brain cells functioning in the liberal way

These thoughts should give normal people pause

Know now the very concept generates words of gloom

As money flows to liberal pockets to stop the coming plight

Tis global warming causing all disasters in the room

Unleashing imagination’s slightly less than accurate sight

So pay, you liberals who in opposition to natural laws recite

The coming disasters for all mankind in your generous requite