The Future

The liberals gathered eagerly

to hear their Chosen One.

He’d put together thoughts and plans

to change what’s American.

'Now listen up, my liberal scum

we need to work in teams,

and change our values to match the world

and change our freedom dreams.

We'll force them all to listen hard,

and force them all to sleep

my words will echo in their heads,

as we make the socialist leap.

We need to force them to understand

the right way to behave.

And fill their brains with little tips;

For socialism we all do crave.'

So liberals fluttered near and far

to Americans through the night,

and did as they were bid to do

until the morning light.

When Al woke up saw his wife

he slammed her on the stool,

she dared to use the energy

which wasn’t very cool.

And Kathleen saluted The Chosen One;

As she watched the broadcast air,

she bent down on her knees and prayed,

for the coming new health care.

'We should destroy all American things'

said George to his Dad.

'They use up too much energy,

and that's so very bad.'

And little Nancy decided to

march on all the local schools,

she knew they were too conservative

and full of American fools.

The Chosen One was oh so proud;

he'd spread his lies so well

Socialism is now our future

as we all head down to hell.